Get Right

"Give God what's right, not what's left."

Thank you.

Security

"Decemberist fans don't need any security. They need people to carry their books to the coffee shop for them so they can sit around and talk about Nietzsche."

i only wish i was kidding...

I don’t think albino is a race, it’s not on those college applications.

Those Poor, Poor Goats

overheard at a party (at which, incidentally, the five-o's came. what are we, in fucking high school?)

"I work at the post office and at a petting zoo, but the petting zoo is my passion..."

jones-what?

jonestown that's what.

"i had never heard of it [jonestown] until last night till i watched this crazy show about it. i mean it was a crazy cult."

yeah, yah think?

My Fair Lady?

[after singing show tunes loudly and out of tune for at least 4 blocks through the middle of town]

it is my little secret that i just love broadway musicals. they are constantly playing in my head it's like the soundtrack to my life.

Bobblehead Clark

Like the late great "corn dog man" used to say, "Boy, you're too dumb to pour piss out of a boot!"

I'll keep my ears open for only the stupidest of outside converstations, but I think the bar has been set pretty high with the "acid makes you a genius" quote.

Maybe we can also start up a critic's section: Wine, Restaurants, Music, Movies, Art, etc. We'll have to come up with a scale that keeps to the idea of the blog, ie. no stars=totally gay, 1 star=aint no count, etc.

Happy Friday!